Welcome Sitsa's! This was a favorite post for some of my followers. I think we all have the "nobody" in our house! Thanks for reading...
Every day it is the same story..."Nobody" did everything wrong that happened in my home! I don't know who this "nobody" is and despite my efforts, I have been unable to catch him/her. So I thought maybe I would enlist the help of my online possee to locate this "Nobody". So here is the best description I have to offer...
WANTED...
The person responsible for the mess under the kitchen table after the kids have finished eaten.
The person that left their dirty socks on the front porch for the past 2 days.
The person that spilled kool-aid mix on the blinds over the kitchen sink.
The person that left the empty cookie box in the cabinet for the next person with a craving to disappointedly find.
Armed and dangerous with my missing forks and butter knives and a few other missing items from my kitchen.
May be wearing my favorite shirt I have been missing for about 2 months and Stevie's missing denim shorts.
I have no physical description except for what I gather from obvious evidence. This person has at least 10 pair of feet because they wear all of the missing socks and apparently all of the feet are right feet since they only tend to take that shoe from the pair.
"Nobody" should also be a large person since the only thing this person seems to eat is cookies and snack cakes.
Be cautious as this "nobody" is a bit of a prankster. He/she likes to leave the doors open, the windows up and the lights on. He/she also likes to take the last of the toilet paper, leaving only 1 half ripped sheet on the roll.
He/she should have a pocket full of change making them easy to hear if anywhere near by.
Oh, and if you should see this "nobody" please be advised that they are likely to have hands covered in peanut butter and jelly judging by the handprints on all of my doors, my walls and some of my windows.
If found, please return only our missing items and kindly ask this person to stay away from my home. I would thoroughly enjoy waking up to a clean house with clean walls, doors and windows. Knowing where all of my stuff is and how it got there would be different as well. I would also really enjoy not hearing the kids argue back and forth because "nobody" played with their toys and left them out on the floor for someone else to trip over.
Thanks in advance for all of your help! It is greatly appreciated!
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Good luck on finding "Nobody". If I see him/her I'll be sure to give them your message. But if you could also help me out, I am looking for "Not Me" you wouldn't believe the things this "Not Me" has done over the last 16 years!
LOL! Ah, Nobody visits me too! :) Cute blog, I found you over at SITS!
How funny I think his twin lives here !
I'm afraid nobody has been to my house too. Apparently he left his dirty laundry all over the place! In sizes similar to ours........
Stopping by from SITS wishing you a happy Monday
-Meaghan
Hi! Visiting from SITS...I love the part about "armed and dangerous with fork and butter knives"! Too cute...good luck huntin' em down!
Hahahahaha!!! That 'nobody' must travel fast between houses!
Thanks so much for popping by from SITS today & sharing your mortified moment.. Kids are SOO funny sometimes! I can just imagine using a public restroom & a little face popping up under the door... Well HELLO!
How funny!
Ha! Too funny. I totally feel you on the empty cookie box left in the cupboard. Of course it's only when you've got a terrible craving that you discover a decoy box!
I always respond with..."Oh believe me...it was SOMEBODY!" Now if I could just figure out who that somebody was. Like you...I am still searching!
I'm glad to read this post. My mom swears my kids need counseling because they always deny everything. LOL I know my kids are just typical KIDS! My mom should read blogs. heh
Did you know that 'Nobody' is a jetsetter? Yup, I have met 'Nobody' in Australia, Switzerland, Ireland and he now seems to visit my house here in England on a regular basis ;-)
Hi, over from SITS, great post! We all have our nobodies!
That jolly Nobody. Good post :)
Being the proud mom of eight I also have a Nobody that comes to my house and he/she brings Somebody Else with them...
Sorry to say, but "Nobody" has invaded my house, too!!
Good luck in your hunt. Nobody can be so annoying sometimes.
Hey, nobody has been at my house too! What is up with that? What I need is a "somebody" to: empty the cat litter box, take out the trash, and clean my kitchen. BAHAHAHAHAHA
Ha! I've been chasing after "nobody" for years! Nobody does everything in my house :) I also thought my kids were getting a good education but apparently not because all I ever hear is "I don't know" !
Good luck! If anyone sees him, tell him to return the pants he took and all the brand new socks I just bought for my daughter.
His feet must be just the right size because they are all gone.
That's too funny! I know "nobody" lives here too!
Pssssssssssst ... I think he's at my house.
We used to have a joke in our house growing up...it was the "not me" ghost. I think he lurks about in my dryer and closets too!
It's funny because it's true!
Nobody likes to pop in here, too, which is a bit more convenient as we have only one child. Yep, Nobody is a frequent visitor (almost daily!) at our house!
Thanks for the morning laugh!! Cheers!
Nobody's been here too! And honestly, I've had enough of Nobody - wish he/she would just stay away!
I LOVE it!!.......I think Nobody has been spotted at my house as well. LOL
~Tidymom
Oh yeah, nobody invades my house, too!
You may want to add these to your list or we may never find "it".
Hershey's syrup on the kitchen blinds.
The sticky traces of whatever was spilled on the kitchen floor.
The towels are missing.
Every blanket in the linen closet are gone.
I could go on and on and on :)
Enjoy your SITS day!
What a small world! We had a nobody in our family, too!
Too funny.
This reminds me of the Family Circle comic. Too funny!
Ah...this reminds me of the Not Me Ghost from the old Family Circus Cartoon...it was always so true to life!
Nobody hasn't visited me yet, but I have a feeling he'll be stopping by once my daughter gets older... hrmm... Any suggestions on keeping him away?
Ahhhh, yes...."nobody" lives in my house too!
Blessings...
Oh, that's funny. I have to say that having two children cuts down on the detective work...but even in a smaller household, there's still a mysterious "nobody."
:^) Anna
i think nobody has a couple of furry friends as well...
i'm looking for a nobody who
writes on furniture in marker, and breaks my tools for my sales job...
Wanted, Alive and Apologetic
I so feel you! great post!
"Nobody" hasn't shown up at our house yet. I think for some reason he waits until the kids are a little older to show up.
"Nobody" hasn't been to our house, but maybe it is because my kids are still so young. I'll look out for him though. ;)
Happy SITS day.
When you only have one kid, I guess "nobody" is a little easier to find!
If I see yours I'll let you know...
Very cute blog, by the way, and way to go, mom of 9!!?!?!?! I can barely handle my 1!
I don't even have kids and I have a Not me living with me.
that's so funny! The culprit around here is usually "not me." He must be "nobody's" brother. :)
I think the world is full of nobodies. Good luck finding the one in your house.
We don't have any "Nobodies" in our house. My girls just blame each other. It drives me nuts!
I hear you on that one! That nobody is pretty ornery!;)
This was a cute, cute post! Loved it. We have a nobody around here too. Darn nobodies.
I'm sure the nobody is going to show up at my house any day now...
Nobody lived in my parents household for a while but strangely he/she left after us, children grew up and left the house. ;)
Nobody is probably off doing 'nothing.' As in "what did you do at school today?", "Nothing!"
When "nobody" is visiting the rest of you, "didn't do it" arrives! hehe
haha, I'm looking for that one too! I have a Shedidit and a Hedidit visit often as well!
Yes, this "nobody" is everywhere! And what's with the silverware obsession?? *lol*
Idunno is another relative who has visited our house. That Nobody clan is even more prolific than yours!
Did you send him to my house?? And Tracy sent Idunno...we have been invaded!
It's amazing, "nobody" doesn't visit my house very often since it's just me and a roommate...
LOL too funny, there has always been a not me ghost in our home. Aren't kids wonderful?
I remember my little sister (who is 9 years younger than me) always saying "The Stranger Did it" when she would get in trouble for ... hanging on the rear view mirror in the car and breaking it off or for leaving her bike in the road, etc. This post reminded me so much of her. ha good times!
Yes, I have a nobody in my house too. Although, my three year old refers to him as Bob.
That was fun. We don't even have kids yet and I feel like we also have one in our home.
I don't no much about "Nobody", but there is a "me" running around our house who it definitely "Wasn't"!
The little one informed me that it "wasn't Me" who left teeny-tiny slimy handprints all over the freshly washed windows! And the teenager told me that it "wasn't Me" I heard slamming doors at 1:00 this morning!
;)
Hysterical! I think I know where Nobody is - he/she is at my house most of the time! :)
We have a "nobody" here I also. This nobody is obsessed with stealing silverware too. I wonder if they are related.
That Nobody can sure reek havoc.
Over here he leaves the toothpaste tube a mess.
That Nobody is quite a bandit. He/she is responsible for all kinds of havoc over here. But when he can't be found, most of the family passes the blame to 2-year-old Emma. I think she might be Nobody's accomplice, but she's not talking.
I've got 5 "nobodies" at my house. :) I'll keep my eyes open for your bandit. :)
Congrats on your SITS day today.
Our is "not my fault" and "I did not do it"
The sad thing is that they are both a 37 year old man
I think I know "Nobody"'s brother and sister: "I don't know" and "Not me".
I had Nobody's second cousin, I Don't Know, living here for 19 years; fortunately, he moved out the same time as my daughter :-P
OH we must find this Nobody and fast. He has been here too.
Yeah I think nobody was in my shower last night using my razor to shave the label off the can of shaving cream... the kids say they saw "nobody" dong it ;)
How the heck did my Mercede get over to your house??
I don't know how she does it, but she hides one shoe from every pair. Sometimes it takes me over a year to find them. Like this summer, I got out our cooler and there was a shoe in it!
Nobody, Somebody Else, I Don't Know, Not Me,... Here My little Man just blames 'Johnny'. His invisible trickster who only comes out when something is out of sorts. On occasion he even tattles on himself, I mean 'Johnny'! P.S. I am more than willing to help all of you pass out the WANTED posters!
Aaawwww I have heard of this "Nobody" before. He/She hasn't visited our house yet, but like Marla, "Not Me" has been with us for years.
If I catch em I will be sure to pass on your message.
Happy SITS Day!!!!!
I had Nobody in a trap under my twins bed, but then s/he escaped and hid in my boys room. All 5 of my children have seen him/her and s/he seems to be doing the same thing at my house. I'm booby-trapping my snack basket right now and I hope to have him/her in custody as soon as the kids get home from school....
LOL- my word verification is noggin. As in- use your noggin...you can find Nobody!
Hee hee! Reminds me of the Family Circle comic strip's character Not Me. :)
Nobody should have his/her own room at my house. :)
Happy SITS Day!
Too funny...and SO true. Nobody does EVERYTHING over here. I'll get him one of these days...
Funny! I know where Nobody goes to school, he's in my classroom!!! Things sure would be easier if I could get rid of him :)
Too funny! Nobody sure is sneaky!
Nobody is a busy boy.
Nobody, you been hangin' round my house?
Nobody's brother and sister, I Don't Know and It Wasn't Me, live in my house.
I Dunno is the villain at our house. I hate that guy.
How funny! I now have NOBODY to blame it on I might have to find SOMEBODY :)
Nettie
I have been looking for the elusive "Nobody" for almost 20 years now. Unfortunately Somebody always takes the fall for Nobody and that Somebody looks alarmingly like ME!
cute, when I askmy son who did something (when it was obvs. him), he likes to say "Mommy" and giggle
very funny. :)
Happy SITS day!
Ha, ha, I think this happens in every household! Funny post :)
So funny. I'm lucky, all our socks are (thus far) accounted for. But we've only been married for 2 years, give us time. But I don't think I'll lose my husband's socks. He wears a size 17!
Ahhh, Nobody. His cousin I Don't Know hangs out at my house all the time. I wish their parents would take them home again ;)
You know what popped into my head? "Well your nobody called today. She hung up when I asked her name..." You remember that song right?!?! Anyway, Nobody hasn't shown up at our house yet, but my oldest is only six. When my youngest, now one, starts speaking I fully expect her to introduce us to Nobody :)
Happy SitS day! Good luck hunting Nobody down. He's left an awful mess over at our place!
I think there is a wanted poster for "nobody" in every American household! Happy SITS day.
scary thing, nobody seems to NEVER age either, and apparently can be in more than one place at a time...frequents our house a lot too!
Happy SITS day!
Very cute! So...did you ever find him? :)
With nine at your house, I'll bet you have lots of nobodies running around, crating havoc.
Happy Halloween to you!
Happy SITS day! That is an awesome post. I have many times thought about renaming my blog "Missing Sock Detective." ha ha
A little late to your SITS day in the sun, but so glad I still stopped by. GREAT post, lol. Nobody sure gets around- he/she has been to my house several times!
Brilliant post.
We have one of these, too... around here, it goes by the name of "Not Me"
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